It's just like being backstage before a show with Beyonce, I imagine.

Because the absolute best way forward in a relationship is to pretend you're somebody else.

Theda Bara, the BVM

Celia

This is the penultimate one of these things. It was a phase I went through but now I'm all stippled out. My eyes are tired. I'll probably end up doing something with them all (or at least a selection of them; there is rather a lot of them by now) but I have no idea at the moment what that might be. To anyone who has enjoyed these: sorry but there will be a lot more Eggmen in their wake. And maybe something else.

In which Andrea is ambushed from all sides

Yeah, why DOES everything glow like that?