Finally! The first page of this 15-page story was one of the first pages of comics I ever made (and posted here nearly 4 years ago). It was never really meant to be a story at all - I'm not sure it deserves the label even now - but a succession of daft ideas kind of accreted around it and it just developed a momentum of its own. And now, thank god, it's finished. I can go back to my life. But I don't think I'm quite finished with trilobites.
You can read the whole thing (in reverse chronological order) here.